Theory is the worst.

Man, theory sucks, huh?

The best thing about a badass like Theory is that you can delight in hating him. It’s so horrible in every way that you don’t have to feel bad about this either. He is simply the worst filth around.

I mean, check out this epic fail of his on summer festival last night (Saturday, July 30, 2022) at Nissan Stadium in Nashville, Tennessee:

After weeks of promising that he was going to cash in on Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar hammering each other in a Last Man Standing match by cashing in his Money in the Bank contract on the extremely vulnerable victor, this chump jumped the gun! He tried to collect before the match was over. What an idiot!

My guess is that if he cashed in during the match, he would have become a standard triple threat, thus removing the last man standing stipulation. This really helps both Reigns. Y Lesnar, neither of whom has won anything in that time. They’re exhausted, sure, and already banged up, absolutely, but waiting until they’ve really gone as far as they can is the best tactical approach here, right?

Naturally, while trying to cash in, though he almost certainly saw Lesnar closing in on him, he ate an F-5 and spent the rest of the night lying flat.

A truly spectacular idiot.

He still has the Money in the Bank contract, so it should be interesting to see how he screws it up next time.

Until then!

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